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  • dawntrailing

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    "Very well. Let us proceed to your final judgment. The victor shall write the tale, and the vanquished become its villain! But come! Let us cast aside titles and pretense and reveal our true faces to one another! I am Hades! He who shall awaken our brethren from their dark slumber!"

  • charlataninred

    Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

  • meraarts

    Might I add:

    The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

    The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

    The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

  • eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

    The adventures of a space roomba

    Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

    I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

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  • charlataninred

    I am in love with you /p

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  • dannnnnnnnnnnnex

    WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

  • shymagnolia

    so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

  • shymagnolia

    okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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  • thetatteredveil

    …..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

    likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

  • coffee-or-hot-cocoa

    i need all the help i can get for finals

  • finnglas

    Hey so

    the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

    So you know. 

    This might be the real one, y’all.